Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, as I was going to check the mail, a huge dog ran into my house. The closest room with a door was the bathroom so I slammed myself inside and screamed for help. We live far from any neighbors and my phone was outside, so there was no hope of rescue. It paced outside the door for four hours. FML
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
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LadyGore 12
Check your bedroom thoroughly, if he's not there shut the door put a blanket across the bottom, cover the vents with something that won't catch fire. You are welcome. (;
MakeTodayADTR 20
To do list: - Invent time machine - Go back in time - Find Steve Irwin - Bring him to the future - Deal with snake - Warn Steve about stingrays.
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Comments (116)
JuliannVo 11
Never go back there ._.
skyeyez9 25
You live in texas. What kind of snakes do you have there? What did it look like. I wouldn't be so worried if it was a garden snake vs a rattle snake which is common in TX.
Blue329 15
All I have to say is WTF where did the snake come from?
Calingaladha 21
Try the snake trap idea. If this fails, become a Parseltongue.
oscar6464 8
It's cuddle season, even snakes deserve to cuddle.
AKGirlinSD 20
And the next time you're late to work, Original Poster, you can let your boss(es) know that you realized a snake slithered into your home, did not search for it, just so you could be on time for work. They should give you Employee of the Month or something.
Rocky007 15
I'm hoping you learned to get yourself ready on time and not have to rush. The unexpected always happens.
onorexveritas 24
red and black friend of jack
NatalieOntheTram 11
If you plan on finding the snake yourself, I recommend checking underneath sinks, behind your fridge, and your vents, if possible. That's where my friend's snake always seemed to end up, anyways. Though, you really should just call Animal Control, in the case that it's venomous. Good luck!
paradox5150 0
think of him as pest control.. he'll take care of any rodents u got!