Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
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Today, I yawned and broke a front tooth. Yes, you read that correctly. I did a big yawn, my jaw suddenly hurt, I felt something crack and half my tooth fell into my lasagna. FML
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coconutdaydream 7
I guess you're not used to putting hard things in your mouth
lonkite101 14
Buy bacon instead!
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Comments (90)
wally1989 0
I get tired of John Wayne tp too it's rough tough and don't take crap off of nobody
isaiaah 6
I've done that before. It was candy though. Still that sucks!
sweetmama88 6
Then if you knew what was going to happen then why do it in the first place!
210tex 1
Next time soak the beef jerky in lemon and hot sauce and drink beer
gracevet88 0
Suit the company
Roflsauruz 12
Sue*...?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
The company didn't force the jerky down your throat...so... I'm not sure how you could make a legal case. You ate at your own risk.
Ajwc101 24
OUCH! Hope it didn't break to bad.
Roflsauruz 12
Wow, I don't think I've ever heard of someone breaking a tooth on jerky - it's not even that hard (the stuff I've had, at least).... Do you have softened enamel? Or... Something like that?!? FYL, OP. I hope the chip/break isn't too big or noticeable, let alone painful.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Try chicken jerky. It's softer.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
How? Your overly text-edited picture annoys me. And the fact that it was taken in the mirror. Don't like it? Don't reply to my stuff.
DaBugg 7
Did u buy it from the "Salt River Tubing Area"
redmnky21 8
LAWSUIT!!!