Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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Top comments
vitamin_f 0
Why does it crease vertically in the middle like a vulva does? That's what I don't understand, lol.
itsfuntobesexy 0
That's disgusting.
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Comments (94)
GoldenArias 0
Hey, #40, you're a ******* moron. Most fat people have NOT been fat since they were children. Most people get fat when they get older and their metabolism slows down and they're too lazy to go exercise and diet. Yeah, there are some people who have been fat since they were children, but not very many (even though childhood obesity is on the rise). So shut the **** up.
imjustbeinian 0
Why can't we all be friends? :)
That_Guy 4
omg you fat ****! hahahaha
Zic_fml 7
Yeh, fat people aren't fat, it's us who are underfed.
I_Suck_At_Life 0
Ok comments #38 - #54 are SO off-topic its just sad. Sopathetic, you can be what you want to be, do what you want to do, have what you want to have! Girl just live your life how you want to. I think that was pretty courageous to post that as a FML though. If anyone wants to read my profile, go ahead. It's 100% true. You can feel bad for me, make fun of me, not care, or whatever you want. It's exactly 1,000 characters so I couldnt put the rest. If you want to know more Ill tell you...
music_baby224 0
dear mr. i suck at life, let's get married in ten years. (:
ebonyirony 29
Uh kid it was meant to be laughed at. Obviously they're comfortable enough to say they had fat rolls. they're gonna be expecting some fat comments. You're gettin riled up over nothing.
ekdikeo 0
Lose some weight, babe
melkman 0
you should work on that weight problem
Anonx9876 0
Sounds like you need a date with a turkey trimmer
e_n_t_r_e 0
Well your bf obviously doesnt care about your "weight." Why should you. But yeah thats embarassing. If i were you Id consider shaving the cat.
alyssaxx_57 0
obviously she knows she a bit overweight, hence her posting this... so everyone calling her fat probably wont upset her all that much...and why does everyone feel the need to stick up for her? confusing :/
mizled 0
O.o wow... just wow.