Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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Top comments
vitamin_f 0
Why does it crease vertically in the middle like a vulva does? That's what I don't understand, lol.
itsfuntobesexy 0
That's disgusting.
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Comments (94)
hisbabygurl1 0
ok that's sick!!!!
Haileykins 0
no one wants to hear about fatasses having sex.
liinkinparkfan97 34
No one wants to hear about your stupid opinion either.
LadyAshley 0
That%27s+what+you+get+for+being+a+nasty+hairy+fat+ass+****.
kekelala3 0
.....
afallingstar 22
op is a fat person...it's a fat roll
paiigee_ 0
hahahahahahaha(: #14 your so considarite of people feelings: D
paiigee_ 0
#41 dick ! you cant just STOP eating crappy food it doesnt work like that DUH ( idiot ) and if you want us to wax everything everyday how abowt you start with your arm pits seriously its ewwww !!!
Jbiebs82 0
should you really be sharing this?
happybillie 0
more Cushing for the pushing ftw!
lalalaloveit 0
fyl