Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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Top comments
vitamin_f 0
Why does it crease vertically in the middle like a vulva does? That's what I don't understand, lol.
itsfuntobesexy 0
That's disgusting.
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Comments (94)
iluvpink10 0
Maybe you should shave and lose weight!!!
JGoD24 5
Delightful !! haha that sucks
Cherry_colaman 0
That's nasty
Daniibabyy 8
guys cut the girl a break. thats embarressing enough as it is. and if you hadnt noticed when everyone sits up right their tummy looks like that. im 105 pounds and my tummy does that. so leave the poor girl alone.
memedlam 0
You horrible fat mess got off FML and sort your self out, how do you let your self get like that
always_smiling 1
#40 I developed really bad eating habits as a teenager but noticed I was gaining weight so I started watching what I ate and exersized. iv always binge ate cuz of stuff my mom use to say. so I understand its not some ppls fault, but seriously, ppl can take responsibility for themselves when they're older. its harder but so what? if u notice u start to gain weight or r already fat DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. most fat ppl sit around complaining they're fat instead of solving the problem. its gross and unhealthy.
Mira Lux 26
A lot of you guys can be so heartless on here. Don't judge OP, she could be trying to get the weight off.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
Mmm I understand why. That crease is hot! Doesn't mean things would stop, but just a pause on it