Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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Krysk_fml 0
I can imagine now what you would be saying to the cops. 'Help me officer I was robbed by a senior citizen.'
BigBoyBounce 5
That's why you can't always trust old people. They look sweet but are all secret evil geniuses.
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Comments (127)
jayisacooter 1
Gotta love those "sweet old ladies"!!!!!
Dcm210 19
thats why I have a wallert witha chain attached.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
I thought it was because your profile picture makes you look like a biker with a white-person afro
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Just to be clear, that was a compliment. Curl-fros are amazing.
tree07 1
^^^^ especially when it's bright orange!!!
ddddddddg 9
At least it wasn't an old man, who needed help across the street......
I_heart_sex 1
Seen this FML before
silentblack 0
Grams still got it.
stinewd 9
Am I the only one who sung the first line, in the "ain't no rest for the wicked" melody?
Dimence 9
You're taking someones rights when you're against burqa. I don't see the matter with burqas, it's for pro ninjas or Muslims. Btw, just don't ******* take someone else's rights away. We are all humans and deserve to be equally treated.
mj_webb 1
YDI for being nice!
AugustBurnsToast 14
Are you talking about your comment? Haha jk I won't be mean. Keep it real in Jersey where like half my family resides. :)
myopinioncounts 3
BAD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK. So all you young fmlers, stop while you can. shes been doing this all her life now she can get away with it. arent those senior discounts enough??