Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML
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epmorr2010 9
Solution: send her to your parents' room next time.
perdix 31
That's why you should wear a hockey mask to bed -- to comfort the child. Also, leaving a chainsaw idling on your nightstand creates soothing bedtime sounds.
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Comments (69)
singer0421 32
I've heard weirder. Like a college roommate that ran down all the hallways screaming and waking everyone up. Consider yourself lucky.
Iamevil123 16
Why didn't you say hi to me?!?
still_guns 16
Steerike! You're out
jessBeAqueen 13
i think she should be put in a cage fight with the sleep scratcher....*DING*
ShakeDisPlace 10
Well at least you know your lil sis can protect her self!
pinguino3669_fml 23
In the end, know that you're being a good older sister and that your sibling will eventually get over it :)
alliegraywords 13
Your sister is awesome!
cieloalicia 16
I've got a younger sibling, doing nice things like that seem to bite you in the ass from time to time.
ebbalofstedt 9
I sould punch my sis back lol
olpally 33
Punch her back... Idk. I'm drunk while typing this. Ehh. Don't let her sleep in the same room when she has a nightmare next time.
rebe1026 5
I accidentally did that to my mom once :/ that sucks...