Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
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The_Chuck_Norris 0
what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha
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Comments (123)
oolala110 0
that sucks! if you were supposed to be her maid of honor then she must've been close. You should just forget her
cs68507 0
I'd be so damn happy I didn't have to buy the 5 years from being hideous dress. Buy them a cheap gift and drink a ton at the wedding. If you aren't invited then go on vacation for yourself. It's not your wedding so don't worry about it. I wouldn't even be in my sisters wedding if she acted that way towards me. "You are getting married hunny not being inducted as the reigning God on earth." It's not an FML it's a thank god the bitch showed her true colors moment!!!
NaziZombie 0
not knowing how to reply is lame.
Kaelon 0
operator operator dont call me ill call you later
SimonJaxx11 0
shitstains prob
666HailSatan666 0
I think the mis-spelling of consistency gives us an indicator that OP's "best friend" text, emailed or IM'ed her saying that. It gives us a slight idea that OP's friend is a dumbass, just like most bridezilla's.
gatita_pelusita 0
.....and why the f&#k u still refer to that bitch as a "bestfriend"?!
NaziZombie 0
i am proud of you actually. to the guy who got first. (NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY IS LAME! PWN)
mac171192 0
Why the hell is this **** head your best friend?? i say **** her off!!!
Harajuku_tits 0
brick her car.
cocky 0
Well, get prettier, fatty.
startafire 0
YDI for not being able to spell at all.