Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
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The_Chuck_Norris 0
what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha
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Comments (123)
ddrluna 2
So tell the bitch that you don't want her as a best friend anymore because all your other friends are actually nice people and you want to have "consistency".
FoundManyLemons 0
Former best friend rather?
peepingthesmurf 0
I made an account just to say, 105 is my hero.
anon24601 0
Agreed :D
theshinepolice 0
during your wedding say: "i wanted you to be my bridesmaid, but i also wanted consistency, so i made all my bridesmaids men. its a win-win situation!"
Abby97 0
BITCH!!!! Slap her and spit in her face... BITCH
giganticbrain 0
Today, I was called ugly, so I went to FMyLife to bitch and whine about it. FML These always seem to lack originality.
tammyotool 7
Number 111, it wasnt just anyone that called her ugly, it was her own bestfriend, Id say thats fml worthy. and her bestfriends reason was mean and hurtful
theDIVA_NL 3
oh wow that's MEAN!
jenx3 0
fyl for having a shitty best friend