Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
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Top comments
The_Chuck_Norris 0
what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha
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Comments (123)
NaziZombie 0
Consistent with spelling consistency (you just got grammar jewed in the hoLOLcaust...too soon?)
Iwuvsu0_o 0
Fake
gothic_cat_lady 0
me too, #12. huh.
DameGreyWulf 1
Time to find a new best friend! **** the wedding.
Leviyah 0
I almost hit YDI since this can't be the first time you ever saw her true colors...I certainly hope you end the friendship.
nypd613 0
ydi for misspelling consistency
tWitt3rBuG 0
She's your best friend. Sounds to me like you aint hers. Bitch. Maybe she's jealous you'd look better than her
Palentar 0
dump her. you dont need her anymore thats harsh coming from a friend.
DEVASTATOR 12
Your friend is a bitch FYL
honeyishrnkdakid 2
Look, if she's your best friend, then you already knew she was like this (shallow, vain, inconsiderate of others feelings, whatever, etc) and yet you still chose to be her best friend so don't go crying now when she does something that you are fully aware is completely in line with her character. FYL because what she said was mean and no one deserves that but ultimately I'm voting YDI cause this shouldn't have been surprising or come as a shock.