Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
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The_Chuck_Norris 0
what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?
kandi_shop_xoxo 0
I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha
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Comments (123)
teiso_fml 0
That's a horrible thing to say! And to do. If I were to get married when I looked back on my photos I'd rather see the people I cared about, not the people who looked good next to me. Your friend sounds pretty shallow. And I bet you're prettier than she gives you credit for. I imagine she has some twisted judgement of beauty, anyway. She certainly has a twisted judgement of priorities and of appropriateness.
mef_fml 0
she's not your best friend. you need to get new friends that arent so ridiculously shallow and offensive.
Ao240592 0
What a bitch! Meh, screw her.. she obviously isn't your friend
Mancubus 2
God help the poor guy that marries that bitch
tellitall 1
I bet she'll want you there in 3 months when she is getting a divorce from being to much of a control freak
zacattack5000 0
best friend huh?
redblush04 0
**** that bitch .
busted_love 0
awe that sucks soo bad! what a bitch, she's clearly not as good a friend as you'd like to think
RatIsKing 0
she can't even spell consistency. just shows how stupid she is and how you can ignore her
xshinexbrite96xx 0
wow shes mean. get her out of your life and crash that bitches wedding! sleep w her groom haha jkjk