Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML
Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those won't even fit in 2 weeks?" FML
Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML
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heyApiphany 0
maybe you should listen
vwmkvgirl 1
lazy.
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Comments (145)
stupidfaceman 0
paper napkin u uglyyyy
cinnomonroll 0
I agree with#8
intense321 2
Dude you're not only fat, but you don't know the meaning of the word 'ironic'. Look it up. you totally used it wrong. Good job, idiot.
Rutgerman95 0
PWND!
dudemanfyl 0
use that controller of yours to put yourself on the treadmill
SummerBlitz 0
haha don't be so lazy!! go running every morning then you can play Sims every night! :P
BuddyChristSays 0
or get. *wait for it*. *wait*. P90X Dan Dan duuuu
DarkStorm2Bad 14
lol sorry, but to me this is just epic win. I bet even mild acquaintances would say that to me, never mind close friends! :-p
desiidestruction 0
that's just embarrsing. if you realize you are overweight, then why don't you get off your lazy ass && do something about it :) mkayyy?!
sloop_fml 0
that's what close friends are for. now off your fat ass pussy, leave the games behind
lovethatpanda 0
The Sims <33333