Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML
Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those won't even fit in 2 weeks?" FML
Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML
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heyApiphany 0
maybe you should listen
vwmkvgirl 1
lazy.
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Comments (145)
moon21_fml 0
well, why don't you get the Wii sports thing? you can play videogames and move around at the same time :O
hey93 0
That's Great! I Like You Friend Hah
LadyAshley 0
I'm playing The Sims 3 now! :D Ambitions expansion pack is soooo fun!
dirtyrussian97 0
this is funny, not gonna lie thank you op for making me laugh
Walking2death 3
I would have said the same thing lol
iAccidentally 8
Helloooo, fellow simmer!
gail1333 0
ahahahahaha!
CANDYMAX 0
OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW FML'S THAT ACTAULLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD....nice!! But still, ydi for playing virtual life
AndyyAOTF 3
Sims are beast dood, just don't play and eat slot you don't HAVE to exercise just like eat right and take a walk around the block occasionally. Does wonders but look into getting a girlfriend or something >.> don't be a virgin forever it'll haunt you, play some games don't forget to live real life too.
diablos29 5
sims rock!!!