Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML
Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those won't even fit in 2 weeks?" FML
Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML
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heyApiphany 0
maybe you should listen
vwmkvgirl 1
lazy.
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Comments (145)
Watson_Goes_Hard 0
time to hit the gym
theboss_ishere 0
i think I'm gunna agree with your friend.
superbadd 0
a good friend will lie and say ur skinny but a best friend will tell u the absolute truth. looks like u found ur best friend
iCommentFML 0
Baby steps
baseballgirl25 6
WTF someone has this as a post on there facebook... she's not even fat.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
52: Maybe she read it here and is just quoting it.
BeyondDespair 0
#13 is a win
vEEbRBEE 0
lol wow
SirJamie77 7
lmao This FML just made my day.
summerlove333 0
haha it's probably true...
BuddyChristSays 0
the one on the left is hot
terror_twins 0
Work out. haha it's fun:)