Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
Yep, because this kid is clearly still her precious little snowflake. Personally I’d give this woman shit for letting her spoilt little shit run amok and destroy your dignity.
JasonThorn 23
"If your son thinks that is funny, that ship sailed a LONG time ago."
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Comments (17)
acmariner99 25
I’d make sure that little brat gets on the registry. He can then live with his dear mommy his whole life. Win win?
electrodude 15
Now please tell me how punishing your kids is bad nowadays 🤬
nikbel221 4
I don't plan to have kids. If I did sure as hell she wouldn't have to smack him cause I would.
DanielleinDC 34
I probably would have unleashed a few more f-bombs while yelling at the mom. Like, her effing brat of a son thought it was funny to pull a woman's effing pants down. Swearing in front of him isn't going to ruin his innocence.
ohsnapword 21
Did you ruin his face when you slapped him?
Wookieeluck 13
I bet one ringing slap across his face/head/ear would stop that shit in its tracks.
Kaitlyne Townsend 12
clearly his innocence never existed on the first place if he is running around doing that
BrotherPhil 35
Grandma?