Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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FunnnyGirrl 19
You should reevaluate your relationship with him, OP. He sounds like he is still into his ex, calling her 'amazing & beautiful'. You should be with a guy who only refers to you in that way, not his ex!
Charles900 16
Actually, it sounds more like he doesn't value relationships, especially if he's describing his ex in those terms.
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Comments (79)
Death69 24
Looks to me, that he shouldn't be coming home any night soon. Sorry OP. You deserve better.
sayhisoph 26
Break up .
rohaanncool 15
guess, he got to do more than cleaning a pool.
lovelockdown23 23
Lol if it was me he wouldn't be allowed home anyways. disrespectful on so many levels.
gunnerblaster 21
Yeah. You need to end it, real quick.
magickiss87 22
Yeah, I think he completely disrespected you and doesn't seem to care about you or your feelings. He's only thinking about what he wants and how to go about getting it. He's still wrapped around the ex's pinky and will do anything at a moment's notice if asked or if he thought the chances of getting laid would be significantly increased. If I were you, I'd kick his ass to the curb and quickly. I've dated guys like that before and it never ends well. Best of luck with your situation, Op! Just think about the situation and whether or not you can deal with being second when compared to her (in his eyes and mind) and if you could tolerate him going behind your back to be with her for whatever bs excuse AND trust him as well. If you cannot accept it without issue and can't keep it to yourself after having already discussed it with him, Best thing to do would be to let him go and begin to move forward - to bigger and better things in life.
devinaww 15
tl;dr
bulletsinthewind 21
OP, get rid of that guy. He doesn't value you for what you're worth. I say an ex is an ex for a reason. If he really thinks she's so great, then maybe you should leave him and let him run right to her. It won't end well. They broke up for a reason.
gosh_mate 30
You should be his #1 woman, remember this
lovelockdown23 23
yeah she is his number 1 and his ex is his #2. she should be his only woman.
Tournesol143 28
It sounds like he won't vaue you until you're his ex as well.
Mortoli 30
sry to hear. i hope you broke relations with that idiot.
Sophia94 9
Tell him you're not the one ditching your girlfriend to hang out half naked with your ex.