Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
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Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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Alittleghosty 3
I guess you could say you left her breathless
Joshwarrior 39
At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.
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Comments (100)
Eyalsh 32
op, i'm gonna say what everyone's thinking: this is a WIN. you have just got a trasure opened. the girl of your dreams was so excited about you asking her out she had to be hospitalized. im envious! godspeed. btw. i don't think her parent's attitude will last
Nyx7 24
tell em you would never try and kill her, she's your sweet goddesses. it was just a much more breath taking situation than you ever imagined
Neopopulas 9
You're not lucky because either they're nuts or you're exaggerating, because you can't be sued.
SMHsohard 22
If you find a willing lawyer, you can sue anyone, anywhere, for any reason. Winning your case, that's another matter.
KingJcarl 5
Stick to it man. **** what her parents say
tournamentdecide 33
Or OP could be respectful of the parents' wishes until the girl gets out of the hospital and they aren't as frazzled anymore.
Baileysear488 17
I really don't know what to say to that
jenninator93 18
So you decided to post a comment why then..?
val_is_lame97 12
you took her breath away... a little too much. I hope she feels better and you too could be together!
chosha_fml 27
But still...RESULT!!
Jak0p 25
Helene Fischer anyone? :D "Atemlos durch die Nacht, spür was Liebe mit uns macht."
fantasyworld 39
Give it time for things to settle down, and hopefully she can change their minds.
reiichan 18
Atleast you can say you took her breath away.