Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months growing my beard and hair so I could go for the Viking look, my mom told me I look almost eerily identical to the registered sex offender who lives 2 streets away. Out come the clippers, I’m going full bald. Three months wasted FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
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Top comments
SuperCasual 13
It's impossible too pull off the Walter White look.
klb9 13
I'm sure it looks good!:) Don't listen to them!
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Comments (81)
cheshireau 26
I don't really see a problem with looking nerdy.
bluefrootloops 13
Live it up.
odysseus6994 7
Hey, don't try to change to be cooler. If you're a nerd, own that shit. I'm a nerd, and I tried to give it up. I gave up comics, star wars, all of it. NOT. WORTH. IT.
Michael903 18
Here's the thing with bald heads. When you first shave your head, it is all white and unsexy looking. You need to keep it shaved and get some sun on it till it matches the color of the rest of your body (patience though. don't burn your head!) After that, it will look much better!
Ki11erC 18
The skinhead look only works on certain people, if you're fat/chubby don't even try.
m4green 3
No one but Bryan Cranston can pull off the Walter White look
Heisenberg01 3
There's only ONE Heisenberg! Try another look!
SuperMew 22
That is rather sucky. Why not head to the gym and get fit? That will also help with getting rid of the nerdy image, I suppose.
SirTalkaton 22
Fat Bruce Willis... Almost a compliment...
rawlings123 17
Here's an idea. Don't take haircut tips from a tv show