Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, after I spent 3 months growing my beard and hair so I could go for the Viking look, my mom told me I look almost eerily identical to the registered sex offender who lives 2 streets away. Out come the clippers, I’m going full bald. Three months wasted FML
Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
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Top comments
SuperCasual 13
It's impossible too pull off the Walter White look.
klb9 13
I'm sure it looks good!:) Don't listen to them!
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Comments (81)
cosicosei 22
If you're really worried about it don't worry, it grows in so quick. Just try not to tan with a full head of hair and then shave...
melacortez 11
Should have gone for the Hipster look.
SmokinGuns 13
Yeah, looking like a "hipster" will get you all the ladies. *sarcasm*
interesting33 37
It will grow out - don't worry... my brother let his friends cut his hair - they shaved an x into the back. The SECOND time he let them do this - his friend had a haircut first and ended up with bald patches. My brother looked like Blackadder in the first series - but it grew out and now he looks cool :)
DeeDeeJay 15
And you let them treat you that way?
fortune789 17
At least you can always grow it back! Unless you're going bald...
skittyskatbrat 19
Hint from a gal... Bald men are sexy :) Look at Patrick Stewart, who is consistently rated one of the "most sexy". Rock that bald head!!!
yerawizardlizzy 27
He is?
paigexox0 37
I totally thought you were gonna say Patrick Star.
caircair 3
When in doubt, invest in a hat, at least until the hair grows back.
Chaith 16
Any version of Bruce Willis is a compliment!
worldclassrager 41
It will pass just a start...unless you keep finding assholes that keeps telling you that...
FemskyD 26
Always better than being a ginger ;)
TheSmelliestKid 4
Ginger hate is so 2011