Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
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Top comments
chili10 18
Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?
GoW_Chick 15
You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D
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Comments (98)
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Were u tired from wearing your Spiderman costume the night before?
RoseTintMyWorld 8
I freakin' love Silly String.
mama2b3 20
Who uses spray deodorant?
McDonaldsworker 4
Mostly humans use spray deodorants, The deodorant market for chimps just never caught on lol
Enslaved 38
I think, 43 meant a roll- on or stick vs spray. Not who uses deodorant in general. (:
Fantasmical 3
50 - That was a joke.
hamplify 0
well you just reminded me to put on deodorant before school, so thanks
almost34 4
Ydi for using spray deodorant
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Why was silly string anywhere near your toiletries to begin with?
MisterMan795 4
Silly string doesn't have the best smell...-
BlesstheSilence 11
It's ok. I've managed to spray Lysol under mine when I was in too much of hurry to pay attention :P
RagPenguin 4
Don't be so silly.
tweiler 15
So you keep a can of silly string next to your deodorant? I generally don't keep silly string in the bathroom.
poprocksss73 7
You don't keep silly string in the bathroom? Weird..
tweiler 15
You're absolutely right, what am I thinking? It's important to be prepared for a silly string fight at all times. From now on I'll just carry it around with me.
poprocksss73 7
Better to be safe than sorry!