Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
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Top comments
chili10 18
Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?
GoW_Chick 15
You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D
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Comments (98)
lilcutie00 0
Haha:P
ryanisexy 5
That was rather silly
tylerknight99 5
And apparently still tired enough to spray something "under" your armpits
BluePanda13 0
wait....do you keep them next to each other? O_O
FilleNoir 21
* Tierd....
happy2468 21
No,it's tired...
slamos16 5
Who the hell keeps silly string in their bathroom?
Vinnadizzio 8
Atleast it wasn't cheese in the spray can...
nicholasj96 9
Stick with solids
nicholasj96 9
Lmao, that's hilarious .
Madrias 36
That's just one of those days where you call in sick and go right back to bed after a good shower.