Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Vaetrus 0
"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?
dyld921 2
Your logs? I like you worded it.
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__ColoradoSunris 0
people are being so nasty, saying 'all people poop', but they'd be embarrassed about it too! i reckon FYL, although i doubt if i was in that situation i would have put it in the cat litter...still, at least you got rid of the evidence. hope you washed your hands :P
allmidnighteyes 11
This is ******* vile. You SCOOPED them out? Please don't say it was with your bare hands, because that would be so hot.
Intoxicunt 6
Lmao. OP: If your shit was so huge it didn't go down the toilet, I bet it looked really out of place in the litter box.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
lol, no dice, midnight. probably with the litter scoop. sorry to kill your e-hardon.
mplsmech 0
I call fake!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
If you'd wrapped them in paper and discreetly tossed them in the trashcan instead, you'd have saved that family a paid trip to the vet once they scoop out the monster poop and think kitty is in trouble. Maybe. lol
someguy945 0
Somehow you came up with an idea that is even more disgusting than the original FML.
wellinever 5
Silly sow. I hope you licked your fingers afterwards. This must be fake. How is kitty litter going to smother the stench of a human log so big it won't go round the bend?
AnthonyD86 0
YDI for being dumb. FYL to the person that cleans the litter box though. can't wait to see that post. also I call fake but whatever
mhmowned 0
more of an fml for the cat
stuntwoman 0
Why would the cat litter box be near the bathroom?
Witchcraft_fml 5
*gasp* Someone keeps the litter box in the bathroom? I do.
stuntwoman 0
I've just not heard of someone doing it. Oh well.
nigezilla 0
wtf you couldve told him your situation I'm sure he wouldve helped, everyone poops, but scoop out your logs? disgusting.
DrunkenValor 0
I bet the cat'll get stuck in your sticky logs. And the boyfriend will wonder why his cat is covered in feaces, and then he'll take it the vet, who will quote some wierd untreatable condition and put the cat down all because you had a bowel movement.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Can you imagine a cat traipsing in with its feet caked in crap, leaving behind poo in the shape of paw-prints? Not to mention it probably won't use its litter box now that there's foreign shit in it, so it'll probably piss and crap all over the couches and beds and junk.
DrunkenValor 0
What a sticky situation.