Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?
haw008 14
I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.
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Comments (121)
mete_orito 34
Should I guess that you have IBS? Sorry OP. If you do. Bring a spare of pants and panties next time.
dancinwookie 21
You were a walking biohazard and your boss wouldn't send you home? That's some bullcrap. And, how humiliating?!?! F that job!
mweb8416 11
That's the *****! Anyone? ..... ...... Ok Sorry
abekj52 9
use a tampon
Turbolag25 7
Wow. Dick.
tranced_ 45
oh please! you're mature enough to control your poopoo time!
fargen 21
that boss is a **** nut. lol
o_samaha 5
"I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way" --> i can also see where your boss is coming from - you act like an animal, you will get treated like one.
CharresBarkrey 16
I mean, I've never had IBS, but I have friends who do, and it really is unavoidable. I've had to pull my car over at a moment's notice for a friend to jump out and do his business on the side of the road because it was so sudden. I guess just be thankful you don't have it?
babyshanice 12
These "shitty situation" comments are unnecessary!
Hound328 9
What a shitty manager