Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?
haw008 14
I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.
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Comments (121)
RoseBlack123 37
Threaten to sit and rub it all over his desk if he won't let you. That's what he should get for being such a real piece of shit
Tigerblossom 19
Just stand next to him until the smell bothers him enough to send you home. I'm really sorry that happened. Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be a possible biological hazard for the office?
pantherpride98 10
Yes. But then it depends on which state u are in. Some states may not make you send anyone who craps in their pants home.
monnanon 14
state doesnt matter. OP is from the UK and im pretty sure that she would just be sent home if she had shit herself. im sure its against health and safety at the very least never mind the health and comfort of the OP.
soupermeal 10
Maybe invest in some adult-diapers OP
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Incoming "shitty situation" comments.
SystemofaBlink41 27
In a very technical and ironic way, you actually made one.
isallwaysme 27
shit on his desk.
sematariux 7
How? He already filled his pants
dawood_k 27
Oh shit!
JE553 9
Ur boss definitely sounds like a 'stinker', his attitude towards ur situation should inspire a 'movement' against him, his type of person stem from the 'bowels' of civilization
Zen_Mei 17
Stop trying so hard. Damn!!
WellThatSucked89 13
I feel you should have said "shit-uation".
MidnightMusic53 37
#25, you can type all of that out, but you can't type "your" instead of "ur?"
effyuuurlifee 7
How would you like to walk a mile in his pants?
effyuuurlifee 7
Or her, I apologize.
ohSNAPyall 27
I'd thought you were talking about the boss. I figured she'd rather be wearing just about anyone else's pants right about now.
effyuuurlifee 7
Great point!
isallwaysme 27
does anybody understand that the "Shitty" puns aren't funny?
abekj52 9
maybe you can take a potty training class