Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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niiick97_fml 3
what a dumbass
rattusrattus 19
I would say she should get together with the boys who think girls don't pee/poop/fart/burp... but I really don't want these idiots to breed.
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Comments (298)
koryukai 0
i'd guess she's a blonde
heyu7421 0
At least youre smart enough to know ur friend is an idiot
exuberancegirl 0
sex is mainly to get pregnant and u shldnt have it protection or not until ur married
rawr9able 4
I beg to differ, sex if for both creating children and for sheer joy of sharing both a physical and emotional connection with your lover. Protection was created for a reason but I do agree with waiting to lose your virginity after marrige. :3
indians1bitch 0
how is this an fml
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
shes a dumb shit
skatack 0
She is dumb... and unlucky, to have a best friend who calls her a moron and posts her stupidity for all to see. F her life.
rollingbandit 1
sex Ed isn't provided everywhere so she might not know but she is still pretty dumb
BritBrit90120 0
I didn't kno so many people would be so uneducated on sex Ed hahah
BabyC_2011 1
hahahahaahahaha that sounds like something my best friend would say
abcdefghij7 0
I guess you have nice feet idk someones on crack