Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
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Top comments
wolfstar126 25
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
Mightyrif 23
YDI, plain and simple.
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Comments (58)
christennnc 12
lol that is why my friends take my phone away from me when I am drunk!!
ZombieSazza 34
"I thought I had gotten away with..." Instant YDI.
Thorzix 23
My thoughts exactly.
christennnc 12
lol that is why my friends take my phone away from me when i am drunk!!
Frankie1234 9
Dumbass.
anonymous100000 17
"Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone.." YDI. YDI big time kiddo. grow up.
Rozeyyy 25
If you were acting extra sweet they would have doubted something was up anyway
Epickitty58 29
This is why when I know I'm going to be drinking too much, I'm going to hide my phone somewhere difficult to get to. The only reason I'm saying "going to" is because I'm underage. And somehow I'm still smarter than some people who are legal adults.
rachh6421 12
Plot twist: your parents didn't know, you didn't drunk dial them but they were suspecting and got you to confess by saying that :D
Dean__Winchester 16
Are you the same guy who didn't want to let his parents know that he was drinking so he called them to tell them not to tell? If so, Hey, how are ya? I see you haven't learned your lesson last time, eh, 3rd is the charm, I hear ;)
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Tsk tsk tsk