Self report

By banana12321 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
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wolfstar126 25

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

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joe3_fml 15

At least you didn't drunk dial your girlfriend. Or anything like that.

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chocolatelover96 14

So drunk you is a more decent person than sober you? o_0

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lazyslumber 18

You could have said April Fool for believing you on the phone!

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Purexinsanity 46

I would say hope the party was worth it because you'll probably be grounded from quite a while but it seems you can't even remember it.

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Norja 33

I didn't even finish reading before I hit YDI.

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fishybull 15

always always allllwwaayyys leave the phone OFF

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joelp232 17

well at least the party went good right?

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SydLovesLacey 18

You can only blame yourself buddy.

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