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Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my sister told everyone she doesn't get mad at people anymore, and just accepts it. Today is also the day she folded laundry and threw my clothes around my room. Still not mad, just passive aggressive. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister went from choosing not to have kids because they just aren’t for her to being obnoxiously childfree. We can’t have a single conversation without her ranting about how much she hates children, and parents are pathetic losers. I have three kids and don’t want her around. FML
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Top comments
PurelyCanadian 18
She sounds absolutely lovely. It's your turn - write a book about her!
Nmaredia 4
Aww I think all siblings go through that phase...sorry OP :/
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Comments (43)
Witchylady 18
Why not produce a you tube production about how much of a loser she is.
lemonturps 5
sometimes hate is born from supressed sexual tension , so i think you might be in there
the0ddest0ne 5
Oh, yes, suppressed sexual tension with your siblings. Brilliant. (Note the sarcasm.)
fantasyworld 39
What assignment has students do a report on what they hate?
399 41
lol
pastafanatic 13
That sounds just like my sister. FYL indeed OP.