ninaaaa 24 February 2014, 00:34 London, United Kingdom

School project

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

43 comments

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

bob 17 December 2012, 18:16 London, United Kingdom

Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML

85 comments

bloody hell 4 June 2015, 05:59 Para?aque, Philippines

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

68 comments

Anonymous 29 July 2023, 00:02 Sydney, Australia

What did I do?

Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML

7 comments

Natalie 2 March 2010, 22:05 Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML

232 comments

Anonymous 3 April 2021, 00:30

Landmine

Today, my sister told everyone she doesn't get mad at people anymore, and just accepts it. Today is also the day she folded laundry and threw my clothes around my room. Still not mad, just passive aggressive. FML

1 comment

Anonymous 16 January 2021, 23:01

Unloveable

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

3 comments

awkwardpineapples 8 January 2015, 03:13 Birmingham, United States

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

64 comments

Zebra 30 December 2020, 22:58

Happy Birthday to me

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

2 comments

apparentnerd 31 October 2009, 17:32 United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

55 comments

Anonymous 18 May 2026, 12:00 United States

Just shut up already!

Today, my sister went from choosing not to have kids because they just aren’t for her to being obnoxiously childfree. We can’t have a single conversation without her ranting about how much she hates children, and parents are pathetic losers. I have three kids and don’t want her around. FML

4 comments

PurelyCanadian 18

24 February 2014, 08:55

She sounds absolutely lovely. It's your turn - write a book about her!

Nmaredia 4

24 February 2014, 08:56

Aww I think all siblings go through that phase...sorry OP :/

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (43)

Mauskau 36

24 February 2014, 11:03

It's easy to say you hate someone in your family but you will always love them. You probably just annoy her, like I do to my family. Plus it's easier to write about family than someone you go to school with or something else to avoid people judging you. Don't worry too much :)