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Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my sister told everyone she doesn't get mad at people anymore, and just accepts it. Today is also the day she folded laundry and threw my clothes around my room. Still not mad, just passive aggressive. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister went from choosing not to have kids because they just aren’t for her to being obnoxiously childfree. We can’t have a single conversation without her ranting about how much she hates children, and parents are pathetic losers. I have three kids and don’t want her around. FML
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Top comments
PurelyCanadian 18
She sounds absolutely lovely. It's your turn - write a book about her!
Nmaredia 4
Aww I think all siblings go through that phase...sorry OP :/
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Comments (43)
712sash 26
Ahh... Aren't siblings amazing?
drayloon 50
Aren't siblings delightful?
warsun 27
Yeah cause everyone else is saying it
lop948 11
Wow sorry OP. I don't have any sisters, just brothers, and we get along fine. We may have our problems with each other, but we always make up after.
greeneyebeauty9 28
At first I considered it maybe as a joke, but then I realized.. well, it's posted on FML so I'm assuming it must be the real deal. FYL indeed, OP.
ihavenolifehaha 16
Don't worry OP, all siblings are like that to each other sometimes. She'll grow out of it.
Indianboy9321 25
Ah...isn't sibling love just fantastic?
edward80 18
Its time to start spitting in her milk
ber4fun13 10
If she gets an A on it she'd better give you something nice since you're the topic.
davincidasecond 24
She may say she hates you, but I highly doubt she does... Think of this as a phase of some sort. Hopefully that's all it is, anyway.
karlcolt45 19
....but what if...WHAT IF...it was opposite day..it's possible