Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after my landlord announced a "surprise" apartment inspection, I spent the entire night cleaning every room, scrubbing the oven, and organizing closets. The inspector walked in, looked around for 20 seconds, checked for a smoke detector, then left. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML
Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Cappiej 18
That's when you hand them a broom
indistructo 3
ur roommates sound like dicks...
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Comments (115)
aasshhll3eyy 2
sounds like your roomies are inconsiderate assholes... time for new ones..just a thought.. you shouldnt have to clean by yourself
PinkFun1969 9
Yea, trying cleaning all day. As little as going as taking a shower or sleeping and getting up and it looks like I have done nothing. I have taken photos in the aftermath thinking I had been robbed. LOL ;-)
cyncha89 0
That's so rude!
briaa23 4
i would have said " oh yeah well it was your mess so why don't you clean the spots i missed? since your such a damn pig
chrono420 3
Open the vacuum bag and spread the contents around the room Then open a bottle of chocolate syrup and dump it all over the floor. Then say HOWS THAT FOR A SPOT.
alejandreezy 0
let me guess they're fat stoners and do nothing but play video games and then do some work. not unlike your last roommates.
roseriddle 4
Tell them you're never cleaning again, and get new roommates.
kyuhyunn 0
I hate that tell them to deal with it or get out
alchemist27 13
Kill them
midnightmango 13
Oh