Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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Top comments
bacon_lover100 11
You don't have to tolerate that shit, just talk to your roommate about.
Morqan_Freeman 14
Tell your roomate that decisions that involve your place shouldn't be made without you. Even if this person staying there is nice and all, a little respect goes a long way.
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Comments (82)
iateapenguin 27
Oh man, if my housemate did this I'd kick his ass. So disrespectful! If he wants her there surely she can stay in his room?
pwnman 33
It's your apartment, kick her out. Don't be shy, do it.
brandoneyez1 25
Kindly help her find a place if their is no room for her there. Be kind about it, the poor woman didn't know. I wouldn't leave anyone out in the cold.
Not_Impressed13 9
Maybe it was your roommate's way of being a good wingman? ;-)
fuckup666 17
What a shitty roommate, I would move if I were you OP
grtfuldeadlovr 27
It's not his fault he probably forgot to mention he had a roommate she just assumed the room was hers.
SatinsNightmares 17
Tell him he's sleeping on the couch and she can take his room...unless you're nice and willing to give up your room.
allia118 11
Man I was really hoping the end was going to be "I don't have a roommate." Really would've kicked it up a notch.
Retrokitty 9
"Forgot" I would kick her out.
Zebediabolical 45
He's trying to give you a late birthday present. Prepaid and all!