Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my girlfriend by cleaning the entire house while she was at work. I even lit incense to make it extra special. When she came home, she walked in, sniffed, and immediately accused me of "cheating or something" because "only guilt makes you clean this much." She also blamed me for adding more dust by burning incense. FML
Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend that I loved her and that I never wanted us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
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lizzi02 13
awwww, sorry dude.... nice gesture
Sun_Kissed18 25
Tell her you will clean it up and tackle her. Problem solved.
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Comments (109)
fatesucks 0
sorry, but epic fail.
fatesucks 0
sorry dude.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
you do know that my comments are meant to be funny, and not at all serious (most of them, anywho), right?
womensrights 0
you try too hard
kingsolomon89 0
you should have done that stupid shit in your own room. if she wants dick, shes not gonna care about scented candles and bullshit. get smart.
Jincos 0
What ever happenned to 'I love you'. I'm happy with a ******* I love you from my girl, not a ******* festival. YDI for over reacting.
goopberry 0
awww, that sounds cute :) I'd love it if my boyfriend did something like that for me, not worry about the mess...sorry OP :(
xx_novembercrush 0
I'm sorry! D: I'd love that if my boyfriend did that... cept he hates rose petals. haha. Your girlfriend is a BITCH.
ryansims 0
what a bitch I would of just left her there after that shit that sucks dude
anonymsspermdonr 0
first off i wud dump tht bitch. if u went thru all tht work n thts the only appreciation u got shes not worth haven. alota girls complain b.c guys dnt do romantic things but stories like this make men not want to. she shud hav dropped her things rippd off her clothes and ****** u rite then and ther. if not at least an aww thts soo sweet wuda bn nice. time for revenge, jus tell her shes fat and pasty
TheHeroOfTime 0
Tomorrow, when she's showering, throw a fart in her face. Then go watch the tape from your "air freshener" in the vent and lol some more
Silverill 0
You forgot to tell her that you'd clean up the mess aswell.