Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
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Top comments
lphchld 0
The man spoke the truth.
mastory96 0
haha watch he'll probably get a boner from the slight vibration.
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Comments (61)
cmm724 0
i don't get why this is an fml!!
clayton18 0
It was just a funny comment, if you cant be open to things like this you probably aren't very open enough and shouldnt be having sex. (that is if you have)
Muhfin 0
That has got to be the most romantic thing i've ever heard! lol props to your bf
tacoman007 2
Way to go, mister daytime emmy.
kiss_of_death 0
it's actually true, u probably turned him on
swkisses5 0
thats not bad...my bf had cum inside of me n he stayed inside n i told him i could feel his heartbeat thru his dick,,then he commenced tophukking the shit out of me once again lol pretty romantic lol
13lack 0
so romantic!
tssm 0
romantic
ryguy997 0
okay then... akward kind of,...
MiGman 5
at least he didn't say: that's not my finger