Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
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Jimboom 12
I think you just found your out.... Run!
nibawan 0
did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?
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Comments (77)
ViewtifulVash 0
dump that bitch for cheating!
missygirl213 5
WOW. find out if its yours. if not, DUMP HER IN THE TRASHCAN. :D
missygirl213 5
WOW. find out if its yours. if not, DUMP HER IN THE TRASHCAN. :D
Erindub 0
Looks like someones making a trip to the Maury Povich Show!
Kiara41 0
Well, good for you for doing the right thing! It's amazing that you'd stick with her, despite what you might want instead. As for her...she obviously isn't worth it. FYL for having a cheating girlfriend, but kudos to you.
aardvarkish 17
Hang in there. She sounds like a keeper.
Hobo_stickfigure 0
dang. that sucks.
headphone84 0
did you appear on jerry springer's show before?
greeneye_fml 12
Falcon Punch her! Or get a DNA test whenever you can.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for dating a big fat *****