Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
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Jimboom 12
I think you just found your out.... Run!
nibawan 0
did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?
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Comments (77)
darkmis1 18
Dump the bitch!
Macho_Madness 0
ouch man.... sorry she was drunk and i hadnt gotten any and like 3 days... it didnt mean anything though i swear!
fafaffy 0
that suxxx... dump her for cheating on you
heyarnold69 0
add a second post. went on Maury and found out my best friend is the father, fml
vansbabe66 0
**** her that's just wrong. and make sure to find out if it's yours or not and if it is don't stay with her! PEOPLE DONT CHANGE, THEY JUST FIND NEW WAYS TO LIE TO YOU!!!!!!!!
smootheddie100 0
*****!!
vansbabe66 0
**** her! she cheated! PEOPLE DONT CHANGE THEY JUST FIND NEW WAYS TO LIE TO YOU!!!
boatkicker 5
It's decision time, OP. Do you want to stay with her, after this mess? If so, I'd actually advise against getting a DNA test, and if you're going to be raising it anyways, what does it matter? If you aren't going to stay with her, then definitely get the DNA test. If its your kid, obviously you need to take care of it, but if its not, then you can get that burden taken off your shoulders.
dudeitsdanny 10
If youre a guy.. I'm embarrassed to share a gender with you. I'd say "sex", but you have no balls
dudeitsdanny 10
Oops, supposed to be a reply to thee post below. My bad
dynky 3
If she's going ahead with the pregnancy, leave her. No matter how awesome this girl is, she's not worth all the sleepless nights and the giving up of the next 20 years of your life to become a father to a kid you never even wanted.
dberri05 2
aww. you're such a good boyfriend. DUMP HER ASS!!