Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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JenDanielle917 13
What bitches you have to deal with.
sseberly 11
Man, rough day :(
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Comments (126)
Wheredidgrungego 12
Oh the joys of morphine :)
mzwhitaker85 0
what a scrub
LuckJohhnson 0
**** that dude, you obviously can do better.
omgthatsosuppera 4
Aww :( I'm sorry OP you probably deserve a better person
Senior29 8
well they R right. the bastard obviously chose this timing cuz he wanted 2 hurt u as much as possible
chimcharx3 15
You sir are a failure.
Senior29 8
coming from the person with the pokemon pic?
Senior29 8
coming from the person with a pokemon pic?
jmcr 27
Whats wrong with pokemon? Didnt you have a childhood?
hubbs666 2
At least it was in that order, drugs could've worn off first. Glass half full
chasity_27 2
#WIN
RebekahBrooke 9
most depressing FML EVER!
Fml_FTW228 10
I would have to agree with you. All the other FML's usually are not this bad. In this case OP had so many things go wrong at once.
Fml_FTW228 10
*Is that really how you spell your name? If it is, that is very unique. I have NEVER seen that before.
smurfsarwales 9
ahaha everyone always agrees with rebeka and tries to be nice to her cus shes so freaking hot
DjeePee 25
Naaah, there are more depressing FML's out here.
Fml_FTW228 10
65- Do you have some problems? You do not know who anyone is and you make assumptions. I hate when people like you think you know shit. Also, since you know that everyone agrees with her, than you must be stalking her. Obviously you have seen all her comments and the replies she got.
RebekahBrooke 9
Uhm, thanks for the hot comment, but that's still slightly creepy. And yes (: that's how I spell my name. So thanks for that too!
DjeePee 25
Well, he's obvious not the best thing to happen to you.
suckstoobeyou 0
1st: your ex is a dick, 2ed: your mom and aunt are asses And 3rd hopefully you get better soon, and show them They where wrong.
Brooding99 15
Wow, if your mom and aunt think a guy that dumped you is the best thing to happen to you and you'll never find better, then you need not just a new bf but a new mom and aunt with some common sense.
rattusrattus 19
If the bf with bad timing was the best thing that ever happened to the OP, then by inference her life must have sucked epically. Oh god, it just got MORE depressing...
False_Stupidity 42
I wonder if the OP had told her mom/aunt about her bf breaking up with her... some might keep it to themselves while the deal with the heartbreak