Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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JenDanielle917 13
What bitches you have to deal with.
sseberly 11
Man, rough day :(
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Comments (126)
ajjam5 2
I've always said.. No one can freddie kruger you in the back quite like your mother can..my family is like that too. It sucks..tell them all to get bent, take some vixodin, and go heal. And next time you are hurt or need someone, don't call them. Call friends who will have your back, not stab you in it.
JennaLuvr 0
im so sorry
schultz2 1
I am there for you ;)
kaykay20 0
That's messed up they should be trying to make you feel better being without him not worse especially when he dumped you.
icic6772 0
Sounds like a great day to me
skyttlz 32
This was worded badly- I read it as if none of that really happened you just thought it did because you were on morphine.
skyttlz 32
This was worded badly- I read it as if none of that really happened you just thought it did because you were on morphine.
Rainbowface 2
Man that really does suck what a loser! Unless of course you were a bitch to him or cheated.that would be the only thing to justify him and your family on this.hope that's not the case though
cath_1211 5
If you're not a bitch and you hadn't done anything bad that would warrant a breakup, then this guy is a dick and you will find a better man. Thats just rude and selfish to breakup with someone when they've just had surgery and are already going to be feeling shit. He should have waited until you had recovered so that at least then you could get out and do things to take your mind of things and try and move on, rather than having to set around feeling extra miserable.
tylenol123 0
They took you to A hospital 2 hours away?...