Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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my_usagi 0
awwwww that's horrible
sammieInsanityy 0
Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c
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Comments (206)
whatfml 0
yeh epic fail, you got that right!
mintcar 10
If you weren't such a terrible owner, then maybe your cat wouldn't have committed suicide.
BobsUrAunty 2
what's to say that cats think, can,or know how to or about committing, hmm? meanie
mintcar 10
^ Wow. Just...wow.
sgtmike666 0
wake up - yell for the cat - open blinds to see if he is chasings butterflys ... then..... BAM! dead cat ....... I feel so bad
capt_awesome1 11
hello kitty !! I'm joking, that's sad. :( RIP kitty cat.
safwat 0
Guess Tweety finally nailed the bad puddy cat OP
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
I thought I saw a puddy tat...I did, I did!!!
notquite69 0
At least my day is now better with one less worthless cat in the world. Keep your damn pets in your house. No one wants your cat digging up their garden, not to mention you're putting him at risk of getting hit by a car.
cptmorgan15 2
Why'd you leave your dead cat on the lawn? Kind of weird. Most people get them cremated or bury them. What did you expect, it to come back to life and leave the lawn?
Bekll 31
I'm SO sorry OP! I wonder how your cat died... hopefully it was old age. :(
zeta24 0
Wow a lame pussy can sometimes ruin ur day.. or even ur week!hah