Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML
Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML
Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML
Today, my dad and I found in my house a water filter that has not been changed in over 20 years. We have been drinking that water that has been going through a filter that had more colors than a rainbow on it. FML
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
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Top comments
Mathalamus 25
There are worse things in the water. The water treatment plants do tend to filter out shit. Literally.
pattyfurg 10
Let's hope you have a great filtration system
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Comments (54)
thatguy1531 14
That's hot
Snickers4 16
Ok what the ****
GokuSS400 18
#1 is a confirmed necrophiliac
thealtairahad 11
So has everyone else in your town OP
SpartanMerc 18
I'm sure everyone has been using it for that. I guess the OP is special because he knows about FML.
pattyfurg 10
Let's hope you have a great filtration system
Phantomsnake 10
Or you'll be a zombie in a few weeks.
TeacherTeacher 11
You know the water is purified, right?
tarlax 11
More like putrefied.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Ha. 7 FTW
tyler_the_asiann 16
Better pray to god you have a good filter
gamermonster 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What exactly does a filter have to do with god?
UUUHQ 11
I hope that they at least filter it and if they don't I bet you're going to pay an arm and a leg to get one
Mathalamus 25
There are worse things in the water. The water treatment plants do tend to filter out shit. Literally.
Sir_Cow 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
their is shit in a decomposing body too.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
And there's bad grammar in your comment, what was your point in stating the obvious?
Sir_Cow 17
Then why the hell did you fell the need to post something obvious? Everybody knows that a water treatment plant filters shit out, kinda why we have them. Your comment is even more obvious than mine, smart-ass.
Sir_Cow 17
Also, I thought the reply was the comments original poster.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
The water goes through treatment before it reaches your tap. Otherwise you'd also be drinking and bathing in fish poop and algae.
aminehs 10
There are always unhealthy stuff in water reservoirs, such as rust and probably small sneaky animals. No harm done
murph_fml 21
Meh, it happens all the time. One body in millions and millions of gallons of water isn't so bad. Shit, in Pennsylvania, they pour fracking fluid right into the river to get rid of it.