Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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purplepickle 0
of course she locked the door, the locks are not very complicated in public bathroom stalls, three year olds can easily open them.
amritajaneeex3 0
Why didn't you lock the door? And it's not that embarrassing - they're women too - unless your ****** is deformed or something.
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Comments (118)
nhougham 0
Im sure it's not th first time you've been caught with your pants down!!
NotVeryOriginal 0
there was a **** with a very similar opening. except the kid was a 12 inch apparatus and the women...well you know B)
GodsPetTaco 0
: learn to use a fly.. YDI for not using it
whatwasthatnoise 0
at #13, the OP is a women, if she could go to the toliet with just using a fly i'd be massivley impressed
mathman101 3
was it hairy?
ily1210 10
FYL, but atleast is was women, and not people you see everyday. like if it was in school or work, then ouch fyl even more =] but this isnt that bad :D
iBlazer 0
YDI for being ******* retarded and not locking doors. Its not that hard.
FortuneFaded 0
Maybe, just maybe, the son unlocked the door?
DreMaMa 0
Pics or it didn´t happen.
blastvortex 4
The kid knows where the goods are at. :3 I suggest trying to hold it next time.
zac2012 0
it could have been worse, you could have been 1 helluva emberassed guy in the wrong bathroom, that would have been better
RufusCade 7
This is not an FML. Think about it, they were there with the same purpose. You're just prude. YDI