Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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purplepickle 0
of course she locked the door, the locks are not very complicated in public bathroom stalls, three year olds can easily open them.
amritajaneeex3 0
Why didn't you lock the door? And it's not that embarrassing - they're women too - unless your ****** is deformed or something.
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Comments (118)
sam11jide 0
it's not like she's sayin she'll never get over it. even if she'll never c the ppl again it's still embarassing jeeze
ImASHMARTcookie 0
i would laugh if she met them all again :D
jamjenni2774 0
OMG!! seriosly If I saw that I would B LMAO!!! Kids will B kids! No big deal! SHIT HAPPENS!! Laugh at it!! I'm sure they did!!
xvolcom893x 0
sexy sexy
Erindub 0
Sweet Jesus, one more reason for the list of reasons not to kids. Sorry, that sucks : (
DrinkOMaticBJ 0
lol YDI for having a dumbass kid
justmeagirl 0
meh, just one of the funny moments of parenting. learn to laugh at the silly! :)
Tigg3r 3
I love love love how everybody is saying that little kids do it all the time. I know I sure as hell didn't when I was young. Although, I'm gonna have to agree to some because this is really not an FML. Not unless their were security cameras that can see into the stall or stall door. Then your life would seriously be ******.
hurray4jmk 1
You're an idiot. You wouldn't remember shit from when you were a toddler and you probably did do shit like that.
elementomega 0
hi
liveitupx 0
Guys, its just a funny story. There's no need to keep saying this isn't a fml. If the requirement to post a story on this site was that it actually ****** your life over, there would be very few fmls.
luvuall 0
Just thank god it wasn't in front of men