Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my son's third grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my fifth story window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
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JustAndrew79 0
He lives up to his name.
_apecakez 0
poor Hoppers. :( maybe, taxiderm him and return him? "YAY! Hoppers is back! why isn't he hopping?" ".. i don't know.."
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Comments (245)
Kitola 2
Why was the rabbit out of it's cage, next to an open window? Hope you don't have any pets that actually belong to you...
mateo7 0
Aww...poor Hoppers :(
TurtleLG 0
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
seonfire 0
I'm pretty sure this one is a fake because my sister has a pet rabbit and it will never jump down from something unless it is sure it can make it down
Snazzy 0
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Never leave a bunny unattended. AND DON'T ever leave your window / screen doors open when you have an animal in the house. It's just plain stupid. Sorry. YDI. I hope you never own a pet of your own.. I wouldn't want to know what would happen to them.
highskoolnvrends 0
The day this was written was a saturday, how could you have returned the bunny the next day to the school for the next kid if the next day was sunday?
spamme 0
I hoped hoppers hadnt hopped out
laugh_riot 0
by a new rabbit dude...
FML_x2 0
Looks like hopper was hopped up on some drugs.
Radiohead_fml 0
Really funny, besides good time to confront those kids with ''death''?