Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my son's third grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my fifth story window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
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JustAndrew79 0
He lives up to his name.
_apecakez 0
poor Hoppers. :( maybe, taxiderm him and return him? "YAY! Hoppers is back! why isn't he hopping?" ".. i don't know.."
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Comments (245)
patheticnoob212 0
poor Hoppers :(
ny1996 0
i LOVE the irony.. did you not realize that the name was HOPPERS!!
Ao572 0
RIP Hoppers RIP
hoffman861 1
Ahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious, poor bunny though
Celfious 0
You are completely deserving to feel stupid, don't let those numbers deceive you. Don't feel to bad it was an accident but I am sure hoppers didn't hop up to the window from the ground or something.. Did hoppers, hop 4 feet to the window from the kitchen table? No you put the rabbit by the window, derrrrrr
jewelzgalore 0
You're an idiot. How did you let the poor rabbit near the window? And then you make a pun out of his name. Disgusting.
cmac86 24
don't they make a calendar or something with suicidal bunnies? you can add his picture to it. that's gotta suck all around. I can't imagine what the poor animal thought when he was falling.
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hahahahahaha OMG!!! i laughed so hard reading this!!! my sister has a rabbit so i forwarded it to her and she called me an asshole. I cant help it its just so terrible its hilarious
SoulChoc_fml 0
why didn't u have the window closed with a loose animal in ur home...duh
BmayQueen 0
OMG this is horrible, but I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. That poor little bunny.