Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was caught on a hot mic during a work department meeting complaining about someone using a leaf blower, F-bombs and all. FML
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WarMachine68 24
Took me longer than it should have to realize the "f" word was "fired".
mattzawesome 28
This is why I don't want a management position later in life.
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Comments (87)
WOTAN1488 24
The "F" word was fun, right?
YodaMyNameIs 15
He means fired and firing someone is not fun at all.
Krypt1c 11
F is for friends that do stuff together
LostInLife94 29
reminds me of when teachers/parents have to take a child go out of the room for behavior
MdMan2 23
Some people will go at endless lengths to keep their job…
GeorgiaBea 28
Except actually do their job...
olpally 33
How old is he? 5? Good riddance to a dumb ass then. Geeze.
beeferjay 34
you ice cold
R2Y2 22
It's obvious that the dude is an immature asshole. He completely deserved getting dragged out.
beeferjay 34
the guy obviously "loves lamp" I was taught to be nice to people with disabilities
Meeran 9
What
josace 9
Did he seriously think that would work?
daemonsparta 16
hes obviously not very smart. ill take his job
LilMissCanadian 22
Obviously this guy has issues. I hope he gets help.
guss5441 18
Just be like GL next time ill recommend you
Catlover1130 14
Sounds like Consuela from Family Guy
BoxFullOfLazy 25
No..... no..... is okay, I take.
daemonsparta 16
no....no....i stay... except consuela actually did her job (except she wont provide her own lemon pledge)
worldclassrager 41
He needs some help...major help