Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
Today, I just learned that the silly song my parents taught me as a small child, and would sometimes make me sing for the family, is actually a very thinly veiled series of penis jokes. Why just now? Because I hadn't thought about it for years, until my grandma brought it up at a reunion. FML
Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5
What song was it?
bustub2 8
"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.
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GregoryStalver_fml 6
I'm pretty sure it would be the French ''Je t'aime moi non plus'', by Serge Gainsbourg, with Jane Birkin. It had quite some success in English speaking countries ''Je vais et je viens entre tes reins, et je me retiens'' Which basically translates to ''I'm doing the old in-and-out in your behind, and I'm controlling myself''
yeongji 31
Wait until you find out the truth about all the fairy tale novels you have read. You will be surprised if you do not know the true story behind stories like Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood.
psuedodragon 23
Does depend a bit on which regional variant you're reading... Some of just gory and violent, others are very heavy in the sexual innuendo...
sufidonor1987 0
What what in the butt!
cttwtr 10
The song has to be: "Gorgeous" by Baby Bird. Not "Relax". Just sayin'
subwoofa 0
Birthday sex? Thong song? Candy shop?
SlanderousFall 2
How is this -14
Elizabeth198 1
Well I guess we all like different things... =!
meruu_2005 1
The asshole strikes back
diamondace1 0
Lmao my son use to like a song like this had to get him to stop cuz he would go everywhere singing it smdh
DancerGirl123321 0
Let me guess, more hidden meanings behind Puff the Magic Dragon?
kalbrek009 20
Lol...puff the magic pot that lived (grew) by the sea & little Jackie paper (rolling papers) loved that rascal puff! Soooo funny. I loved that song in the 70's but didn't know it was about smoking joints & running out of paper to roll more til the late 80's.