Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
Today, I just learned that the silly song my parents taught me as a small child, and would sometimes make me sing for the family, is actually a very thinly veiled series of penis jokes. Why just now? Because I hadn't thought about it for years, until my grandma brought it up at a reunion. FML
Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5
What song was it?
bustub2 8
"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.
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KrazyKlutzyKali 2
What's it called? :P
redskinsfanatic 1
Was the song by any chance Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood?
lol32360 0
my favorite song was like a virgin
stfuidots 3
I loved that song.. And still do! All my kids were conceived to it through the anal route
Rxoxdx 0
It's impossible to get pregors through the ass because it isn't connected to any reproductive organs in the female body(it's amazing that I'm a straight male but I know this). But if for some chance all of ur kids were conceived through butt secs then u should get checked out by someone in the medical plain
psuedodragon 23
How do people not understand how the reproductive system works? Especially when they've had kids...as in multiple children!
kattylizbeth 19
Actually (it's gross, I know.) the anus and the vaginal opening are about 1/4 inch away from each other so, depending on your position, you could very well get "pregors" from anal sex.
yuri63f6 7
Relax~ dont do it...
MLB6 2
What song
KK3137 31
Haha one of my favourite songs as a child was Boom Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys.. Only watched the music video recently and looked at the lyrics properly.. Not the best childhood song either :D
katerbug112768 9
Haha I wish there was a "Like" button for this. That's hilarious.
djmacncheeze 6
Favourite?
tebowingallday 0
What was the song?
InsanePPG 25
When I was 6, I really loved the song "Secret" by Madonna. My mom figured I didn't understand it (and she was right), so she let me listen to it and sing along whenever I wanted. My grandma did not approve of this.