Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
Today, I just learned that the silly song my parents taught me as a small child, and would sometimes make me sing for the family, is actually a very thinly veiled series of penis jokes. Why just now? Because I hadn't thought about it for years, until my grandma brought it up at a reunion. FML
Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5
What song was it?
bustub2 8
"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.
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Comments (187)
Crazyforcheese 6
I bet your parents are having awkward moments when you keep playing the song .
RedPillSucks 33
About like when my wife had to explain that the "square root of 69 is ate something" and not "eight something" to my high school kids who always think they know more than us. They were thoroughly grossed out.
brohamas16 7
what type of music do you even listen to
BuckNekkid 22
seriously, that's messed up music, why were you listening to crap like that anyway
sneeze_watch 19
It's k, when I was a kid my favorite song was "Hey Mickey". I realized later it's about a girl trying to get a guy to have sex with her.
whitey53 5
Wiener the pooh?
andro6657 10
Relax! Don't do it, when you want to come! Lol great song
alissaa16 0
Don't you hate when that happens..
pupucedulila_fml 9
Chill, my favorite song as a kid was about "getting down on it" if you see what I mean.
burtonbullet 10
"I love you, you love me. You won't cum if you take it analy"? Who would have know what that was about?!?