Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
Today, I just learned that the silly song my parents taught me as a small child, and would sometimes make me sing for the family, is actually a very thinly veiled series of penis jokes. Why just now? Because I hadn't thought about it for years, until my grandma brought it up at a reunion. FML
Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5
What song was it?
bustub2 8
"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.
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chacegrr 0
Kind of like when you grow up listening to the red hot chili peppers, and read their lyrics years after the fact..
xxCandyKissxx 1
Yes, hehe my parents listened to this weird rock/hippy band like the red hot chilli peppers xD
attatood 8
Relax might be about delaying ******, but I don't recall anything about anal sex in it...
2oc 5
Happened to me too. "good girls don't" by The Knack is a very sexual song if you listen to the lyrics.
Ilovescotty1 1
Is it I'm a barbie girl?
lolxlolx3 0
Lmfaoo, imagine a kid singing that song while walking down the street.
instnt1nfction 17
Oh, right in the childhood
rattusrattus 19
We all had that moment at least once: mine was to "House of Fun" by Madness. To be fair, that one is full of euphenisms. Part of growing up, I think.
xxCandyKissxx 1
Mine use to be a song about two girls planning to kill their abusive husband :D hehe
steven1995 5
Good bye earl
xxCandyKissxx 1
Yes!! Haha and every time we would go to karaoke me and my little sister would sing I xD
BarakatsBurrito 7
Haha mine too! Id sing that and landslide, when I was like 4. People would think I was really ****** up
KiddNYC1O 22
These anecdotes never seize to amaze...
divadevon 0
Or cease
divadevon 0
Or cease
matt_mcg 2
I don't see why you are so shocked