Reflex

By OuchImAMoron - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Old Bridge

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML
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Jelbeztok 17

so.. did you kill it?

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RowanNightShade 22

"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"

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happyfingers 15

... Idiot -.- Hope your leg is alright though. That must've hurt like a mother.

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KennyJF7 14

If the spider was the size of his palm, and he killed it, it was totally worth it. But... Next time try crushing it instead.

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Memen88 16

oh OP I bet that hurt so bad, but its totally your fault that you stabbed yourself sorry

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The_Tenth_Doctor 14

I don't understand why so many people are scared of spiders.

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glabberfasted 16

I don't understand why you're afraid of anything that you're afraid of. The whole meaning behind irrational fears is that they're *irrational*

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JustStella 28

Sounds like the time my mom was shaving her legs and felt an itch... decided to go ahead and scratch it with the razor blades. She showed me afterwards and it was the most gruesome thing. /storytime

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Ninjin1986 23

That's how I once lost one of my eyebrows when I felt an itch there while shaving. Luckily it grew back pretty fast ;)

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